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Police: Man makes up knife attack to miss work

News Type: Event — Seeded on Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:40 PM EST

Article Source: Yahoo! News

odd-news, crime, police, unemployment, employment, stabbing

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EDGEWATER, Colo. – Police said a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work. Police arrested a 29-year-old man after he allegedly admitted he made up the assault and said he was responsible for the knife wound to his leg and other superficial cuts on his body. He faces charges of false reporting and obstructing a police officer.

Police said the man reported the attack to the video store where he works on Monday. The reported assault drew five police agencies to the scene and K-9 units.

Police spokesman Steve Davis said the man admitted the story was a lie after repeated questioning from detectives.

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screamingeagle_bct

Although this guy is probably a nut bag freak that few of us would actually be friends with, I feel a bit sorry for the guy. Can you imagine what his situation must be like that he so badly does not want to show up for work, but cannot loose his job so he resorts to stabbing himself in order to have a valid excuse for not showing up? His life must completely suck. I hope he's not married, cuz if he is, I think he must make her life suck as well. That exquisite specimine of misery is too special to share...lets hope he keeps it to himself.

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2 votes

#1 - Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:46 PM EST

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Monica-1449340

I'm with you, I feel bad for him also. Wtf? Who does that? I'd say his issues go a little deeper than just not wanting to go to work. As far as being married, let's hope not. What happens when he doesn't want to attend his wife's company christmas party? Would he lock her in a closet and report her missing?

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#1.1 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 1:59 PM EST

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screamingeagle_bct

Somehow, I wouldn't really be suprised...and when she got out after he confessed to that stupidity as well, she might really kick him so hard his nuts fall out his ears.

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1 vote

#1.2 - Thu Nov 5, 2009 12:01 AM EST

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Kshark

And here I thought his dog ate his work.

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1 vote

#2 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 12:05 AM EST

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Stinkweed Pete

Wow! If he had pulled off the scam, what was he cooking up for his next day off?

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2 votes

#3 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 12:09 AM EST

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tangojones

Probably claim he was trapped in a coal mine or something...lol

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1 vote

#3.1 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 1:36 AM EST

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screamingeagle_bct

A stolen kidney perhaps?

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#3.2 - Thu Nov 5, 2009 12:01 AM EST

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cuzzenbud

This guy must miss work an awful lot to take it to this extreme. I can't imgaine stabbing myself in order to miss work. He must had a hot date!

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1 vote

#4 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 6:43 AM EST

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James.Devore

hmm why not blame it on the swine flu I mean come on read the news guy

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1 vote

#5 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 11:20 AM EST

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tangojones

I'm gonna have to keep that one in reserve.

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1 vote

#5.1 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 11:28 AM EST

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James.Devore

make sure you do it quick before the world realizes it really isn't the newest bubonic plague here to usher in the apocolypse

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1 vote

#5.2 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 11:31 AM EST

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tangojones

You're right. Better use it while the hype is still hot.

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1 vote

#5.3 - Wed Nov 4, 2009 8:09 PM EST

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camdenroger

This guy is a complete example of a " Dumb ass " ..... here's your sign !

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2 votes

#6 - Thu Nov 5, 2009 12:07 AM EST

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redphish

said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads

I think this part of the story might have caused the detectives to dig a little deeper.

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1 vote

#7 - Thu Nov 5, 2009 12:16 AM EST

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screamingeagle_bct

My thoughts exactly

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#7.1 - Thu Nov 5, 2009 4:40 AM EST

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